Sister2Sister: orthodontic treatment and muffin tops

By Nell Fenton and Charlotte Bailey 1200PM GMT twelve March 2010

Sister action B�n�dicte Newland (left), alias the expat mom Nell Fenton, lives in Abu Dhabi; her real-life kin Pascale Smets, aka the henceforth bustling Charlotte Bailey, lives in London

Nell

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Just had a unequivocally dull week end away. Went to a place with all the appeal of a lounge showroom. Being nearby the oilfields, it was full of cloyed oil execs that combined to the ambience. The beach was unequivocally good but it was flattering breezy and we had to terminate the snorkelling outing as a full-blown sandstorm was streamer the way. On the second night, we sat down at cooking with that tired, been-in-the-sun feeling that creates you wish to drop your head in a bucket of wine, to be told there was no ethanol being served as it was a eremite holiday. I could have sobbed.

Charlotte

I would really have sobbed. Poor Ellen"s orthodontic diagnosis is interminable. Latest plan is to have bottom premolars encounter tip ones, so she has to wear incredibly parsimonious elastics and can hardly open her mouth. She sounds similar to a ventriloquist. Bought her a entertaining cut of baked sweat bread to eat on sight home after appointment, usually she couldn"t get it in to her mouth. She kept valiantly perplexing to post morsels by little opening in between her teeth until the elastics snapped loudly.

Nell

Rachel sent me an email with birthday wishes, formed on larger knowledge she has acquired by being five months comparison than me. Principal one was that I should be spared irregular creeping weight benefit notwithstanding no shift in lifestyle or practice regime. Replied that unless she can accede to that wish, it"s not most make use of and anyway, creeping weight benefit already been afflicting me for a little time. "Muffin top" right away a full-blown dewlap.

Charlotte

If it"s any comfort, cave creates my trousers hurl down. Yesterday, on approach to swimming with Dora and Mei-Li, a underline came on air wave about sex preparation at first school. Dora was definitely angry and asked because they were going to be taught how to do something that was "nearly illegal". Mei-Li was similarly disapproving and righteously so, as assumingly her sister, who is twelve has been taught "how to do sex" at her propagandize already.

Nell

How shocking. Rob is really gratified as he has a promenade date with a flattering girl. I"m all in foster distinct his last dual much-pierced girlfriends, she has no piercings at all and doesn"t resemble a Bratz doll in any way.

Charlotte

Sounds great. Given his prior form with not recognising his partner after a haircut, maybe he should rehearse recognising her in opposite places, in and out of unvaried and with her hair scored equally back, etc.